Certified night owl

I'm all sunshine and rainbows until you try to eat one of my McDonald's fries <3

I want to use my voice to help make the world a better place!

"i had a caption but i forgot"

There's a 95% chance I have a complaint about that.

I like to write without having to cite what I've written!

You might think the Editors have control of this website. Think again. I run this place. You can catch me at various locations around the school advertising this fine "student run" publication.

Last seen watering an obscene amount of houseplants.